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{"body":[{"id":"34860214867984384","sort":0,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"林幺七吃饱喝足,回到房间,打开手机备忘录。"},{"id":"34860214867984385","sort":1024,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"咳咳……现在是查户口时间。"},{"id":"34860214867984386","sort":2048,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你有权保持沉默,但你说的每一句话都将成为呈堂证供。"},{"id":"34860214867984387","sort":3072,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你……"},{"id":"34860214867984388","sort":4096,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"莫非……"},{"id":"34860214867984389","sort":5120,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"是个智障?"},{"id":"34860214867984390","sort":6144,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"???"},{"id":"34860214867984391","sort":7168,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你信不信我拿把铲子把你连根拔起,送你上路?"},{"id":"34860214867984392","sort":8192,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"求之不得。"},{"id":"34860214867984393","sort":9216,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"这样我就可以回天庭复位了。"},{"id":"34860214867984394","sort":10240,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"嘿嘿……你没有完成使命,天帝不会惩罚你吗?"},{"id":"34860214867984395","sort":11264,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"回去坐牢也比和智障结婚有面子一些……"},{"id":"34860214867984396","sort":12288,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你,好好说话。"},{"id":"34860214867984397","sort":13312,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"激将法?!"},{"id":"34860214867984398","sort":14336,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我偏不结果了你。"},{"id":"34860214867984399","sort":15360,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"……"},{"id":"34860214867984400","sort":16384,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"原来这招不管用啊?"},{"id":"34860214867984401","sort":17408,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"说。"},{"id":"34860214867984402","sort":18432,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"说……什么?"},{"id":"34860214867984403","sort":19456,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你真的是个神仙?"},{"id":"34860214867984404","sort":20480,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"对呀。"},{"id":"34860214867984405","sort":21504,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那……上面为啥派你来呀?"},{"id":"34860214867984406","sort":22528,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"嘿嘿……是不是犯啥事了?"},{"id":"34860214867984407","sort":23552,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你想听真话还是假话?"},{"id":"34860214867984408","sort":24576,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那……"},{"id":"34860214867984409","sort":25600,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"当然是……"},{"id":"34860214867984410","sort":26624,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"好听的话。"},{"id":"34860214867984411","sort":27648,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"那这个问题可以跳过了。"},{"id":"34860214867984412","sort":28672,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"……"},{"id":"34860214867984413","sort":29696,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那就真话吧。"},{"id":"34860214867984414","sort":30720,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我选择沉默。"},{"id":"34860214867984415","sort":31744,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"嘿……"},{"id":"34860214867984416","sort":32768,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"我还治不了你了是吧?"},{"id":"34860214867984417","sort":33792,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"神仙是吧……"},{"id":"34860214867984418","sort":34816,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"嘿嘿嘿嘿"},{"id":"34860214867984419","sort":35840,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你……你要干什么?!"},{"id":"34860214867984420","sort":36864,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"林幺七从浴室里掏出一根旧牙刷,一脸诡异的笑着。"},{"id":"34860214867984421","sort":37888,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"当然是……"},{"id":"34860214867984422","sort":38912,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"替你松松土,"},{"id":"34860214867984423","sort":39936,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"活动活动筋骨呀……"},{"id":"34860214867984424","sort":40960,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"别……哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"34860214867984425","sort":41984,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"住手!"},{"id":"34860214867984426","sort":43008,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我最怕痒了……哈哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"34860214867984427","sort":44032,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哈哈哈哈……"},{"id":"34860214867984428","sort":45056,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那你说不说?"},{"id":"34860214867984429","sort":46080,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我……我说……哈哈哈哈……你快停下。"},{"id":"34860214867984430","sort":47104,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"OK。说吧。"},{"id":"34860214867984431","sort":48128,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"天帝一说要选一个未婚配的男神仙下凡来和一个大龄剩女结缘,众男仙都想办法推脱。"},{"id":"34860214867984432","sort":49152,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"无奈之下,天帝想了一个办法。"},{"id":"34860214867984433","sort":50176,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"什么办法?"},{"id":"34860214867984434","sort":51200,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"抓阄。"},{"id":"34860214867984435","sort":52224,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"这也太随便了吧?"},{"id":"34860214867984436","sort":53248,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你们别太欺负人!"},{"id":"34860214867984437","sort":54272,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"结果我就是那个……倒霉蛋。"},{"id":"34860214867984438","sort":55296,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"和本姑娘在一起委屈你了吗?!"},{"id":"34860214867984439","sort":56320,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"林幺七拿起牙刷,瞳孔里燃烧着怒火,慢慢靠近小豆苗……"},{"id":"34860214867984440","sort":57344,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哪……哪有?"},{"id":"34860214867984441","sort":58368,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"谁……谁说的?"},{"id":"34860214867984442","sort":59392,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你告……告诉我,我帮你教训他。"},{"id":"34860214867984443","sort":60416,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"哼,这还差不多。"},{"id":"34860214867984444","sort":61440,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"林幺七放下了手中的牙刷,在一旁闷闷的坐着。"},{"id":"34860214867984445","sort":62464,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"再说,不是你们神仙犯的罪过,我早嫁人了。"},{"id":"34860214867984446","sort":63488,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"对对对……你说什么都对。"},{"id":"34860214867984447","sort":64512,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"快,再给我浇点水,我好渴。"},{"id":"34860214867984448","sort":65536,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"好吧。"},{"id":"34860214867984449","sort":66560,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你这水一天要浇几次?"},{"id":"34860214867984450","sort":67584,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我……我哪知道啊?"},{"id":"34860214867984451","sort":68608,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我又没有种过菜。"},{"id":"34860214867984452","sort":69632,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我可是神仙。"},{"id":"34860214867984453","sort":70656,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那,一天不浇水你会死吗?"},{"id":"34860214867984454","sort":71680,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"不会死。"},{"id":"34860214867984455","sort":72704,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"但会升天。"},{"id":"34860214867984456","sort":73728,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"所以我要每天守在你旁边,浇水施肥?"},{"id":"34860214867984457","sort":74752,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"嗯,理论上是这样的。"},{"id":"34860214867984458","sort":75776,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那我……不成你丫鬟了?"},{"id":"34860214867984459","sort":76800,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"别说这么难听嘛!"},{"id":"34860214867984460","sort":77824,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"按你们凡间的话来说,你可以算个园丁。"},{"id":"34860214867984461","sort":78848,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"……"},{"id":"34860214867984462","sort":79872,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"那你要长多久才能变成人?"},{"id":"34860214867984463","sort":80896,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"七天吧?"},{"id":"34860214867984464","sort":81920,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"好像月老是这么说的。"},{"id":"34860214867984465","sort":82944,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"吧?"},{"id":"34860214867984466","sort":83968,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"好像?"},{"id":"34860214867984467","sort":84992,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"你怎么这么没有耐心?"},{"id":"34860214867984468","sort":86016,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"……"},{"id":"34860214867984469","sort":87040,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"如果你相亲N次都没有嫁出去"},{"id":"34860214867984470","sort":88064,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"你就会明白我的。"},{"id":"34860214867984471","sort":89088,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"明白你?!"},{"id":"34860214867984472","sort":90112,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"哦哦哦……这样啊。"},{"id":"34860214867984473","sort":91136,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"这事简单。"},{"id":"34860214867984474","sort":92160,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"?"},{"id":"34860214867984475","sort":93184,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"简单?"},{"id":"34860214867984476","sort":94208,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"对呀,你把手指轻轻放到我的叶尖上。"},{"id":"34860214867984477","sort":95232,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"记住,一定要轻一点哈,不然我就成残废了。"},{"id":"34860214867984478","sort":96256,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"是这样吗?"},{"id":"34860214867984479","sort":97280,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"嗯,不要动,闭上眼睛。"},{"id":"34860214867984480","sort":98304,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"怎么这么多事,好吧好吧。"},{"id":"34860214867984481","sort":99328,"type":1,"role":"34807726063064245","content":"小豆芽发出了微微的绿光。林幺七感觉有一股凉意从指尖流向心尖和脑尖。"},{"id":"34860214867984482","sort":100352,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"好了,你可以放开了。"},{"id":"34860214867984483","sort":101376,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"所以,你刚才是在干什么?"},{"id":"34860214867984484","sort":102400,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"在看你的记忆和感受你内心的感受。"},{"id":"348602148679844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4860214867984534","sort":153600,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我叫张颢尧。"},{"id":"34860214867984535","sort":154624,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"张颢尧……这个名字还挺好听。"},{"id":"34860214867984536","sort":155648,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"张颢尧,你好,我叫林幺七,很高兴认识你。"},{"id":"34860214867984537","sort":156672,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"我知道你叫林幺七。"},{"id":"34860214867984538","sort":157696,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"嘿嘿,林幺七,我也很高兴认识你。"},{"id":"34860214867984539","sort":158720,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"谢……谢谢你。"},{"id":"34860214867984540","sort":159744,"type":1,"role":"34837151956951035","content":"不用谢,你还有什么要问的吗?"},{"id":"34860214867984541","sort":160768,"type":1,"role":"34816044358020122","content":"今天……暂时……没有了。"}],"sentencecount":158}

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